kickingshoes:

:D

altrutix:

swingsetindecember:

lielabell:

trelkez:

I know one of you wants to be first. 

Dude, the Jeep was in love with the Camero.  you don’t just get over a love like that.  No matter how impressive the safety ratings are or how sleek the design. 

the camaro was just a fast flame. but the jeep wanted to settle down. buy a garage together. but the camaro wanted to see where it’s four wheel drive could take it. if you know what i mean. and there was the toyota. yearning for the jeep to notice it. and see that they were meant to be

the camaro was a summer fling, obviously, blowing right into town all mysterious -like and leaving the jeep heart-broken when fall came BUT THEN DEREK BOUGHT THE TOYOTA AND IT WAS LIKE, LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT FOR TOYOTA but the jeep is still getting over the camaro because the camaro was its first love and you know what they say, the first love is never forgotten, but dangit the toyota is willing to wait and it doesn’t even care that derek’s stupid camaro was the jeep’s first love AS LONG AS IT CAN BE THE JEEP’S LAST

meanwhile, scott’s bike is like, “jeepers, why do you never have time for me now that you have the toyota GAWD LIKE YOU WOULD NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THE CAMARO AND NOW YOU HAVE THE TOYOTA PINING AFTER YOU GDI JEEP YOU ARE JUST LIKE SCOTT.”

theavengerassemble:

I see better from a distance - Clint Barton